Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st July 2002

Dilbert//4845, first published 24 years ago on Sunday 21st July 2002

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highlight staff meeting wally report hair styled usual hair stylist used nose trimmer seemed right salon brawl

Official transcript

Wally addresses a meeting, "Now for the highlight of the staff meeting: The Wally Report."

Wally continues, "Yesterday I was getting my hair styled as usual."

Wally continues, "But this time I forgot to remove my glasses, and what I saw was disturbing."

Wally continues, "The stylist was using a nose-hair trimmer to cut my hair!"

Wally continues, "I protested. But she said she's been doing my hair that way for years."

Wally continues, "She said it just, 'seemed right.'"

Wally raises his arms and exclaims, "Tempers flared. I threw some hair gel. A salon brawl broke out!"

The Boss asks, "Don't we use the same stylist?"

Wally replies, "That would explain why she has a plunger."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOW FOR THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE STAFF MEETING: THE WALLY REPORT.

YESTERDAY I WAS GETTING MY HAIR STYLED AS USUAL.

BUT THIS TIME I FORGOT TO REMOVE MY GLASSES, AND WHAT I SAW WAS DISTURBING.

MY STYLIST WAS USING A NOSE- HAIR TRIMMER TO CUT MY HAIR!

I PROTESTED, BUT SHE SAID SHE'S BEEN DOING MY HAIR THAT WAY FOR YEARS.

SHE SAID IT JUST "SEEMED RIGHT." TEMPERS FLARED.

I THREW SOME HAIR GEL. A SALON BRAWL BROKE OUT!

DON'T WE USE THE SAME STYLIST?

THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE HAS A PLUNGER.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hair-Raising Experience"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2002, revolves around Dilbert's misadventure with his hair. The story unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert attends a staff meeting, where he is praised for his new hairstyle.
• However, he soon realizes that the stylist has mistakenly cut his hair instead of styling it.
• Dilbert is left with a short, uneven haircut.
• He confronts the stylist, who claims she was just "seemed right."
• Dilbert is outraged and demands an explanation.
• The stylist reveals that she has a "plunger" as a stylist, implying that she has no experience or skill.
• Dilbert is left frustrated and embarrassed by the situation.

Key Elements:

• The comic strip highlights the importance of clear communication and attention to detail in professional settings.
• It also pokes fun at the idea of a stylist having no experience or skill, emphasizing the need for expertise in the field.
• The strip showcases Dilbert's signature deadpan humor and reactions to absurd situations.

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