Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th August 2002

Dilbert//4885, first published 24 years ago on Friday 30th August 2002

Tags

punctuated equilibrium third eye natural advantage dinosaurs enemies ziteye

Official transcript

Bob says to Dogbert, "I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye."

Dogbert replies, "That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs."

Bob says, "Ha ha! My only enemies are Bullysaurs and they..."

A Bullysaur sneaks up behind Bob and calls out, "Hey, zit eye!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I PLAN TO USE PUNCTUATED EQUILIBRIUM TO TURN THIS ZIT INTO A THIRD EYE.

THAT'S NOT A NATURAL ADVANTAGE. YOU'D BETTER STAY AWAY FROM THE FITTER DINOSAURS.

HA HA! MY ONLY ENEMIES ARE BULLYSAURS AND THEY HEY, ZIT EYE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Natural Advantage"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, and his dinosaur friends. The strip begins with Dilbert's plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn a zit into a third eye, which he believes will be a natural advantage. However, his dinosaur friends are not impressed and mock him for being a bully. Dilbert responds by saying that his only enemies are bullysaurs and they, and he zit eye. The strip ends with Dilbert looking pleased with himself, while his dinosaur friends look on in amusement.

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