Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 31st August 2002

Dilbert//4886, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 31st August 2002

Tags

evolving zit third eye cosmic reasons dinosaur topical antibiotics tivo

Official transcript

The Bullysaur says to Bob, "Hello, Bob. I hear you're evolving a zit into a third eye, trying to get an advantage."

Bob responds, "Gaaa!! No, it's only for cosmetic reasons, I swear!!"

The Bullysaur mutters, "Hmm..."

Dogbert and Dilbert are on the couch. Bob's voice is heard, "Gaaa!!"

Dogbert asks Dilbert, "Wanna watch a dinosaur be forced to use topical antibiotics?"

Dilbert responds, "No, I have 'TIVO.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO, BOB. I HEAR YOU'RE EVOLVING A ZIT INTO A THIRD EYE, TRYING TO GET AN ADVANTAGE.

GAAA!! NO, IT'S ONLY FOR COSMETIC REASONS, I SWEAR!!

HMM...

WANNA WATCH A DINOSAUR BE FORCED TO USE TOPICAL ANTIBIOTICS?

GAAA!!

NO, I HAVE "TIVO".,

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dinosaur in a Chair"

Summary:

The comic strip features a dinosaur in a chair, engaged in a conversation with another dinosaur. The conversation revolves around the dinosaur's decision to undergo a zit removal procedure, which is described as "cosmetic." The second dinosaur expresses skepticism about the procedure, citing its potential impact on the dinosaur's appearance. The first dinosaur responds by stating that it is only for cosmetic reasons and that it does not want to be forced to use topical antibiotics. The conversation concludes with the second dinosaur asking if the first dinosaur has "TIVO," to which the first dinosaur replies, "NO, I HAVE 'TIVO'." The comic strip is a humorous take on the idea of a dinosaur undergoing a cosmetic procedure and its subsequent conversation with another dinosaur.

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