Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd September 2002

Dilbert//4889, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 3rd September 2002

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hate everyone entire world weasels wide eyed innocent child unconditionally tiny wesels

Official transcript

Dilbert comes home and says to Dogbert, "Today I realized I hate everyone in the entire world."

Dilbert continues, "I used to think I might like some people I hadn't met. But now I think they're weasels too."

Dogbert asks, "How about a wide-eyed and innocent child who loves you unconditionally?"

Dilbert responds, "Tiny weasels."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TODAY I REALIZED I HATE EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

I USED TO THINK I MIGHT LIKE SOME PEOPLE I HADN'T MET. BUT NOW I THINK THEY'RE WEASELS TOO.

HOW ABOUT A WIDE - EYED AND INNOCENT CHILD WHO LOVES YOU UNCONDITIONALLY?

TINY WEASELS.

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AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Weasels" and features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and observations on office life. The strip begins with Dilbert expressing his dislike for everyone in the world, which is a common theme in his comics. However, he then reveals that he has a soft spot for a particular child who loves him unconditionally - a child who thinks he's a weasel.

The strip then cuts to a conversation between Dilbert and Dogbert, where Dogbert asks how a wide-eyed and innocent child can love someone who loves them unconditionally. Dilbert responds by saying that the child thinks they're weasels too. This exchange highlights the absurdity of the situation and adds to the humor of the comic.

Overall, the title "Weasels" is fitting for this strip, as it captures the playful and lighthearted tone of the comic. The strip pokes fun at the idea of unconditional love and the quirks of human relationships, making it a relatable and entertaining read for fans of the Dilbert series.

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