Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th September 2002

Dilbert//4890, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 4th September 2002

Tags

mouse training mandatory western grip carpal tunnel weak muscles two handed mouse massage back

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting at his computer. Tina approaches and says, "I'm signing up people for the mandatory mouse training club."

Tina continues, "I see you're using a Western grip. That's just begging for carpal tunnel."

Tina grabs Dilbert's wrist and says, "Weak muscles... I'll put you in the two- handed mouse class."

Dilbert responds, "Ouch."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M SIGNING UP PEOPLE FOR THE MANDATORY MOUSE TRAINING CLASS.

I SEE YOU'RE USING A WESTERN GRIP.

THAT'S JUST BEGGING FOR CARPAL TUNNEL.

WEAK MUSCLES..

I'LL PUT YOU IN THE TWOHANDED MOUSE CLASS.

OUCH

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