Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th September 2002

Dilbert//4896, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 10th September 2002

Tags

new ceo charisma miracle worker emptied wallte gave back classy

Official transcript

Dilbert has his wrists stuck together and Wally is bound in duct tape. Dilbert says, "I like our new CEO. He has charisma."

Wally replies, "The man sure knows how to rob. He's a miracle worker with duct tape."

Wally continues, "He even gave me back my emptied wallet."

Dilbert says, "Classy move."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LIKE OUR NEW CEO. HE HAS CHARISMA.

THE MAN SURE KNOWS HOW TO ROB. HE'S A MIRACLE WORKER WITH DUCT TAPE.

HE EVEN GAVE ME BACK MY EMPTIED WALLET.

CLASSY MOVE.

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