Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th September 2002

Dilbert//4897, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 11th September 2002

Tags

new ceo robbed us breaking law written opinion tax lawyer board of directors loading van

Official transcript

Dilbert is at home and still has his wrists bound. He says to Dogbert, "Then our new CEO backed up a moving van to the building and robbed us."

Dilbert continues, "At first we thought he was breaking the law, but he had a written opinion from his tax lawyer saying it was probably okay."

Dogbert asks, "What did the board of directors do?"

Dilbert replies, "After loading the van?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THEN OUR NEW CEO BACKED UP A MOVING VAN TO THE BUILDING AND ROBBED US.

AT FIRST WE THOUGHT HE WAS BREAKING THE LAW, BUT HE HAD A WRITTEN OPINION FROM HIS TAX LAWYER SAYING IT WAS PROBABLY OKAY.

WHAT DID THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS DO?

AFTER LOADING THE VAN?

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