Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th September 2002

Dilbert//4902, first published 24 years ago on Monday 16th September 2002

Tags

reservation computers are cardboard props furniture store security prurposes frisk me

Official transcript

Dilbert is at the airport. The Elbonian at the ticket counter of Elbonia Air says, "I don't see your reservation."

The Elbonian continues, "Maybe it's because all of our computers are cardboard props that we stole from a furniture store."

The Elbonian holds gloves out towards Dilbert and says, "For security purposes, would you care to frisk me?"

Dilbert responds, "Yes."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T SEE YOUR RESERVATION.

ELBONIA MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE ALL OF OUR COMPUTERS ARE CARDBOARD PROPS THAT WE STOLE FROM A FURNITURE STORE.

FOR SECURITY PURPOSES, WOULD YOU CARE TO FRISK ME?

YES.

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