Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th September 2002

Dilbert//4905, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 19th September 2002

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business attire changing dress code clothing style sartorial alchemy lab might spark

Official transcript

The Boss points to a slide and says, "Our dress code policy will go back to business attire."

The Boss continues, "And I will keep changing the dress code until I find the clothing style that makes our profits go up!"

Headline: Later, At The Sartorial Alchemy Lab. The Boss and Catbert are both wearing safety goggles. A shirt is being hung from a machine and The Boss is holding out a shoe. The Boss says, "Watch out. This might spark."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR DRESS CODE POLICY WILL GO BACK TO BUSINESS ATTIRE.

AND I WILL KEEP CHANGING THE DRESS CODE UNTIL I FIND THE CLOTHING STYLE THAT MAKES OUR PROFITS GO UP!

LATER, AT THE SARTORIAL ALCHEMY LAB WATCH OUT. THIS MIGHT SPARK.

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