Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th September 2002

Dilbert//4906, first published 24 years ago on Friday 20th September 2002

Tags

woman peeved questions hostile personality disorder critical mean nasty

Official transcript

The Boss introduces a woman to Dilbert, "Dilbert, meet a woman who acts peeved at any sort of question."

Dilbert extends his hand and asks, "How are you?"

The woman opens one eye very widely, "Poink."

The woman exclaims, with one eye wide open and the other closed, "How am I???"

Dilbert responds, "Wow. I gotta show this to Wally."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DIL BERT, MEET A WOMAN WHO ACTS PEEVED AT ANY SORT OF QUESTION.

POINK HOW ARE YOU?

HOW AM I ???

WOW. I GOTTA SHOW THIS TO WALLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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