Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th September 2002

Dilbert//4914, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 28th September 2002

Tags

last kid picked team sports school two people super power breakroom coffee break education

Official transcript

Asok and Wally are at the coffee machine. Wally says to Asok, "In school, I was always the last kid picked to be on a team."

Alice enters and says, "I need two people right now. I'll take Asok and.. I'll keep looking."

Asok asks Wally, "So it's like a super power?"

Wally replies, "Pretty much."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN SCHOOL, I WAS ALWAYS THE LAST KID PICKED TO BE ON A TEAM.

I NEED TWO PEOPLE RIGHT NOW. I'LL TAKE ASOK AND...

I'LL KEEP LOOKING.

50 IT'5 LIKE A SUPER POWER?

PRETTY MUCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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