Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th September 2002

Dilbert//4915, first published 24 years ago on Sunday 29th September 2002

Tags

be there minute sniffing cough cooties direct hot unclean bugs sneezed motivation looks like

Official transcript

The Boss calls after Alice, "Tell everyone I'll be there in a minute."

He makes a noise, "Sniff."

Alice turns and asks, "What's all that sniffing about? Do you have a cold?"

The Boss replies, "Little one."

The Boss begins to shake and makes the noise, "Mmph."

The Boss' mouth opens very widely and he coughs severely. Papers are blown all around; Alice is hit directly in the face with the cough. Alice exclaims, "Gaaa!!! I took a direct hit!"

Alice continues, "The cooties are burrowing into my skin."

Alice starts running and exclaims, "I'm unclean!!"

The Boss and Catbert watch Alice. The Boss says to Catbert, "I hope that's what motivation looks like."

Catbert replies, "Close enough."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TELL EVERYONE I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.

SNICE WHAT'S ALL THAT SNIFFING ABOUT?

DO YOU HAVE A COLD?

LITTLECOUGH GARA!!!

TOOK A DIRECT HIT!

ONE.

THE COOTIES ARE BURROWING INTO MY SKIN.

IM UNCLERN!!

I HOPE THAT'S WHAT MOTIVATION LOOKS LIKE.

CLOSE ENOUGH.

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