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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st October 2002

Dilbert//4917, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 1st October 2002


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donuts eat nit wit nitwit ogre poor guy


Official transcript

Dilbert is meeting with two managers, an ogre and a nitwit. Dilbert says, "Our project team is composed of a nitwit, an ogre, and a #$&%!"

The nitwit asks, "Which one of them is a nitwit?"

The ogre raises his hand and says, "You didn't bring donuts. May I eat the nitwit?"

Dilbert responds, "Yes."

The nitwit says, "Poor guy."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR PROJECT TEAM IS COMPOSED OF A NITWIT, AN OGRE, AND A $$ %!

WHICH ONE OF THEM IS THE NITWIT?

YOU DIDN'T BRING DONUTS. MAY I EAT THE NITWIT?

YES.

POOR GUY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "A Nitwit, an Ogre, and a #%!@!"

Summary:

This comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character with a distinctive appearance, sitting at a conference table with his coworkers. The conversation begins with a discussion about the project team, which is composed of a nitwit, an ogre, and a "#%!@!" (a colloquialism for a person who is difficult to work with). The team leader asks which one of them is the nitwit, and Dilbert responds that he is not sure, but he did bring donuts.

The conversation continues with the team leader asking if anyone ate the nitwit, and Dilbert replies that he did. The team leader is shocked and asks if Dilbert is the nitwit, to which he responds with a sarcastic "Poor guy."

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a project team being composed of individuals with different personalities and traits, and the challenges that can arise when working with such a diverse group. It also highlights the humor in the use of colloquialisms and the absurdity of the situation.

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