Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st October 2002

Dilbert//4917, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 1st October 2002

Tags

donuts eat nit wit nitwit ogre poor guy

Official transcript

Dilbert is meeting with two managers, an ogre and a nitwit. Dilbert says, "Our project team is composed of a nitwit, an ogre, and a #$&%!"

The nitwit asks, "Which one of them is a nitwit?"

The ogre raises his hand and says, "You didn't bring donuts. May I eat the nitwit?"

Dilbert responds, "Yes."

The nitwit says, "Poor guy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR PROJECT TEAM IS COMPOSED OF A NITWIT, AN OGRE, AND A $$ %!

WHICH ONE OF THEM IS THE NITWIT?

YOU DIDN'T BRING DONUTS. MAY I EAT THE NITWIT?

YES.

POOR GUY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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