Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd October 2002

Dilbert//4918, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 2nd October 2002

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nitwit hates ogre ogre ate nitwit borrow nit iwt requisition work coffee room break room ogre nit wit coworkers new hires

Official transcript

Dilbert and Alice are at the coffee machine. Alice says, "My project is being stalled because my nitwit hates my ogre, and my #$&%! won't do any work."

Dilbert responds, "My ogre ate my nitwit and my #$&%! is trying to blame me for it."

Alice asks, "Do you want to borrow my nitwit?"

Dilbert responds, "No, I have a requisition in."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PROJECT IS STALLED BECAUSE MY NITWIT HATES MY OGRE, AND MY #$*%! WON'T DO ANY WORK.

MY OGRE ATE MY NITWIT AND MY #$*%! IS TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR IT.

DO YOU WANT TO BORROW MY NITWIT?

NO, I HAVE A REQUISITION IN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ogre and Nitwit"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2002, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a white shirt and red tie, engaged in a conversation with a woman in a pink sweater. The dialogue unfolds as follows:

• The woman explains that her project is stalled because her nitwit hates her ogre, and her #%! won't do any work.
• Dilbert, intrigued, asks if she wants to borrow his nitwit.
• The woman responds, "No, I have a requisition in."

This humorous exchange highlights the absurdity of office politics and the creative use of terminology to describe coworkers.

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