Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th October 2002

Dilbert//4925, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 9th October 2002

Tags

rat hole business plan pay huge investment fees money losing take your money push in hole

Official transcript

Dogbert is sitting outside behind a desk labeled, "Rat Hole."

A businessman approaches holding a bag of money and asks, "May I throw money down the rat hole?"

Dogbert replies, "Show me your business plan."

Dogbert flips through the business plan and says, "You plan to pay huge investment banking fees to buy a low-margin, money-losing business..."

Dogbert says, "For an extra fee, I'll push you in the hold and take your money."

The businessman replies, "Oooh, sounds good."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAY I THROW MONEY DOWN THE RAT HOLE?

SHOW ME YOUR BUSINESS PLAN.

RAT HOLE YOU PLAN TO PAY HUGE INVESTMENT BANKING FEES TO BUY A LOW - MARGIN, MONEY- LOSING BUSINESS.

RAT FOR AN EXTRA FEE, I'LL PUSH YOU IN THE HOLE AND TAKE YOUR MONEY.

, SOUNDS GOOD

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