Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th October 2002

Dilbert//4924, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 8th October 2002

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ratbert rat hole share money stop digging smell feet

Official transcript

Dogbert says to Ratbert, "Ratbert, I need you to dig a huge rat hole, so companies can throw money in it."

Ratbert dances and says, "Yes!!!"

Dogbert says, "I might share some of the money with you."

Ratbert says, "You had me at 'hole.'"

Ratbert and Dogbert are outside. Ratbert is digging a huge hole and says, "When should I stop digging?"

Dogbert replies, "When you smell feet."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RATBERT, I NEED YOU TO DIG A HUGE RAT HOLE, SO COMPANIES CAN THROW MONEY IN IT.

YES!!!

I MIGHT SHARE SOME OF THE MONEY WITH YOU.

YOU HAD ME AT "HOLE." WHEN SHOULD I STOP DIGGING?

WHEN YOU SMELL FEET

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