Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th October 2002

Dilbert//4933, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 17th October 2002

Tags

product launch party day and night working five years mime impression party add much

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting at his computer. A coworker approaches and says, "Can you come to the product-launch party next week?"

Dilbert responds, "No. I'll be working day and night for five years to build the product you think you're launching."

The coworker says, "Something tells me you don't add much to a party."

Dilbert responds, "You haven't seen my mime impression."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU COME TO THE PRODUCT- LAUNCH PARTY NEXT WEEK?

NO. I'LL BE WORKING DAY AND NIGHT FOR FIVE YEARS TO BUILD THE PRODUCT YOU THINK YOU'RE LAUNCHING.

SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU DON'T ADD MUCH TO A PARTY.

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY MIME IMPRESSION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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