Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th October 2002

Dilbert//4934, first published 24 years ago on Friday 18th October 2002

Tags

latest assignment impossible slow speed of light perfect art human cloing eliminate garvity stop the sun reanimate dead impossible tasks change the world nature

Official transcript

Dilbert hands a piece of paper to The Garbageman and asks, "Does my latest assignment look impossible?"

The Garbageman reads the paper and replies, "Let's see... You'd need to slow the speed of light, and perfect the art of human cloning..."

Dilbert asks, "So there's hope?"

The Garbageman responds, "Eliminate gravity, stop the sun, reanimate the dead."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOES MY LATEST ASSIGNMENT LOOK IMPOSSIBLE?

LET'S SEE... YOU'D NEED TO SLOW THE SPEED OF LIGHT, AND PERFECT THE ART OF HUMAN CLONING...

SO THERE'S HOPE?

ELIMINATE GRAVITY, STOP THE SUN, REANIMATE THE DEAD.

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