Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th October 2002

Dilbert//4935, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 19th October 2002

Tags

impossible assignment right place reword objectives match analyzed feasibility project discontinue

Official transcript

Dilbert is home in his bathrobe. He says to Dogbert, "Can you help me weasel out of an impossible assignment?"

Dogbert replies, "You came to the right place."

Dogbert continues, "Gradually reword the objectives of the project until one day they match what you've already done."

Headline: Six Months Later. Dilbert says to The Boss, "I successfully analyzed the feasibility of discontinuing the project."

The Boss responds, "Success!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU HELP ME WEASEL OUT OF AN IMPOSSIBLE ASSIGNMENT?

YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

GRADUALLY REWORD THE OBJECTIVES OF THE PROJECT UNTIL ONE DAY THEY MATCH WHAT YOU'VE ALREADY DONE.

SIX MONTHS LATER I SUCCESSFULLY ANALYZED THE FEASIBILITY OF DISCONTINUING THE PROJECT.

SUCCESS!

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