Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th October 2002

Dilbert//4940, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 24th October 2002

Tags

huge scam upcoming merger accretive earnings stcockholders

Official transcript

Asok says to The Boss and Alice, "I worry that our upcoming merger is nothing but a huge scam on our stockholders."

The Boss opens his mouth very wide and yells, "Buwaha-hahaha!!"

The Boss says, "I mean.. It's accretive to earnings."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WORRY THAT OUR UPCOMING MERGER IS NOTHING BUT A HUGE SCAM ON OUR STOCKHOLDERS.

BUWAHA- HAHAHA!!

I MEAN IT'S ACCRETIVE TO EARNINGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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