Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th October 2002

Dilbert//4941, first published 24 years ago on Friday 25th October 2002

Tags

assignment blah blah make holidays tense stockholder stop merger suing us dilberts mother

Official transcript

Dilbert is at his computer. The Boss approaches, hands Dilbert a photograph, and says, "This stockholder is suing us to stop the merger. Go rough her up."

Dilbert looks at the photograph and responds, "This assignment disturbs me on many levels."

The Boss says, "Name one."

Dilbert looks down at the photograph of his mom and says, "It will make the holidays tense."

The Boss replies, "Blah, blah, blah."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS STOCKHOLDER IS SUING US TO STOP THE MERGER. GO ROUGH HER UP.

THIS ASSIGNMENT DISTURBS ME ON MANY LEVELS.

NAME ONE.

IT WILL MAKE THE HOLIDAYS TENSE.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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