Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th October 2002

Dilbert//4941, first published 24 years ago on Friday 25th October 2002

Tags

assignment blah blah make holidays tense stockholder stop merger suing us dilberts mother

Official transcript

Dilbert is at his computer. The Boss approaches, hands Dilbert a photograph, and says, "This stockholder is suing us to stop the merger. Go rough her up."

Dilbert looks at the photograph and responds, "This assignment disturbs me on many levels."

The Boss says, "Name one."

Dilbert looks down at the photograph of his mom and says, "It will make the holidays tense."

The Boss replies, "Blah, blah, blah."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS STOCKHOLDER IS SUING US TO STOP THE MERGER. GO ROUGH HER UP.

THIS ASSIGNMENT DISTURBS ME ON MANY LEVELS.

NAME ONE.

IT WILL MAKE THE HOLIDAYS TENSE.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Stockholder Merger"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2002, revolves around a stockholder's concerns about a merger. The sequence unfolds as follows:

• The stockholder expresses concerns about the merger to the company's representative.
• The representative dismisses the stockholder's concerns, stating that the assignment will disturb him on many levels.
• The stockholder is puzzled by the representative's response and asks to name one level.
• The representative responds with "blah, blah, blah," indicating that he is uninterested in discussing the matter further.

The comic strip humorously highlights the stockholder's frustration with the representative's lack of engagement and the potential consequences of the merger.

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