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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd November 2002

Dilbert//4949, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 2nd November 2002


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defrauding stockholders serve time rommie burp wally and boss arrested jail


Official transcript

The judge says, "The court finds you guilty of defrauding stockholders."

The judge's voice continues, "You will serve your time in a place so horrible that it has no name."

The Boss looks terrified. A police officer brings The Boss into Wally's cubicle and says, "Here's your roomie."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE COURT FINDS YOU GUILTY OF DEFRAUDING STOCKHOLDERS.

YOU WILL SERVE YOUR TIME IN A PLACE SO HORRIBLE THAT IT HAS NO NAME.

HERE'S YOUR ROOMIE.

BURP

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Court Finds You Guilty of Defrauding Stockholders"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a scene where a man is on trial for defrauding stockholders.
  • The judge finds him guilty and sentences him to serve time in a place with no name.
  • The man is shocked and asks for clarification, but the judge simply points to a sign that reads "BURP" and says "Here's your roomie."
  • The man looks confused and the comic strip ends with a humorous tone.

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