Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd November 2002

Dilbert//4949, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 2nd November 2002

Tags

defrauding stockholders serve time rommie burp wally and boss arrested jail

Official transcript

The judge says, "The court finds you guilty of defrauding stockholders."

The judge's voice continues, "You will serve your time in a place so horrible that it has no name."

The Boss looks terrified. A police officer brings The Boss into Wally's cubicle and says, "Here's your roomie."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COURT FINDS YOU GUILTY OF DEFRAUDING STOCKHOLDERS.

YOU WILL SERVE YOUR TIME IN A PLACE SO HORRIBLE THAT IT HAS NO NAME.

HERE'S YOUR ROOMIE.

BURP

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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