Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st November 2002

Dilbert//4948, first published 24 years ago on Friday 1st November 2002

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dogcart attorney too late change punish client expect awkward silences next break

Official transcript

Headline: Dogbert the Attorney. Dogbert raises his hand and says, "Your honor, is it too late to change sides?"

Dogbert continues, "After hearing the evidence, I want to punish my client."

After a pause, Dogbert asks, "No?"

The Boss glares at Dogbert. Dogbert continues, "I expect some awkward silences during the next break."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE ATTORNEY YOUR HONOR, IS IT TOO LATE TO CHANGE SIDES?

AFTER HEARING THE EVIDENCE, I WANT TO PUNISH MY CLIENT.

I EXPECT SOME AWKWARD SILENCES DURING THE NEXT BREAK.

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