Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th November 2002

Dilbert//4954, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 7th November 2002

Tags

yemp fear of commitment one foot out door swiped

Official transcript

The temp is standing with one leg up in the air. He says to Dilbert, "I'm a temp with a fear of commitment. I keep one foot out the door."

Dilbert hands the temp a piece of paper and says, "Whatever. Just take care of this for me. It'll take ten minutes."

The temp zips away faster than his clothes can move.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M A TEMP WITH A FEAR OF COMMITMENT.

I KEEP ONE FOOT OUT THE DOOR.

WHATEVER. JUST TAKE CARE OF THIS FOR ME. IT'LL TAKE TEN MINUTES.

ZIP

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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