Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th November 2002

Dilbert//4955, first published 24 years ago on Friday 8th November 2002

Tags

drop by iq measure of drop by visitor stay in cubicle one hour

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting on the couch at home. Dogbert says, "I've developed a new theory of intelligence that I call 'Drop-by-I.Q.'"

Dogbert continues, "It's a measure of how long a drop-by visitor will stay in your cubicle when you're trying to work."

The Boss is standing in Alice's cubicle. He says, ..."And that's why I'm afraid of bananas."

Alice looks at her clock and thinks, "One hour and counting."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DEVELOPED A NEW THEORY OF INTELLIGENCE THAT I CALL "DROP-BY I.Q." IT'S A MEASURE OF HOW LONG A DROP- BY VISITOR WILL STAY IN YOUR CUBICLE WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO WORK ONE HOUR AND COUNTING.

. AND THAT'S WHY I'M AFRAID OF BANANAS.

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