Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th November 2002

Dilbert//4962, first published 24 years ago on Friday 15th November 2002

Tags

emergency meeting five minutes warm and cozy cubicle paradise sound of not caring

Official transcript

Carol enters Dilbert's cubicle and says, "There's an emergency strategy meeting in five minutes."

Dilbert responds, "I was all warm and cozy in my cubicle paradise. Why must you ruin it?"

Carol puts her hand up to her ear and asks, "Can you hear the sound of me not caring?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE'S AN EMERGENCY STRATEGY MEETING IN FIVE MINUTES.

I WAS ALL WARM AND COZY IN MY CUBICLE PARADISE WHY MUST YOU RUIN IT?

CAN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF ME NOT CARING?

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