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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th November 2002

Dilbert//4963, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 16th November 2002


Tags

clear strategy most profit do more less clear illegal


Official transcript

The Boss says to Wally and Dilbert, "We need a clear strategy. Does anyone have a suggestion?"

Dilbert says, "Let's figure out what makes us the most profit, and then do more of it."

The Boss responds, "It needs to be less clear than that."

Wally asks, "Can it be illegal?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE NEED A CLEAR STRATEGY. DOES ANYONE HAVE A SUGGESTION?

LET'S FIGURE OUT WHAT MAKES US THE MOST PROFIT, AND THEN DO MORE OF IT.

IT NEEDS TO BE LESS CLEAR THAN THAT.

CAN IT BE ILLEGAL?

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