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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th November 2002

Dilbert//4975, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 28th November 2002


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war on waste wear shirt honk blow nose program


Official transcript

The Boss picks up a T-Shirt that says "Wow"

and exclaims, "Each of you will get a shirt as part of my war on waste program!"

Dilbert responds, "I wouldn't wear that shirt at home or in the office, so what good is..."

Wally blows his nose loudly into a shirt, "Honk!"

Dilbert says, "Oh. Nevermind."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

EACH OF YOU WILL GET A SHIRT AS PART OF MY WAR ON WASTE PROGRAM!

I WOULDN'T WEAR THAT SHIRT AT HOME OR IN THE OFFICE, SO WHAT GOOD IS...

HONK!

.

NEVER MIND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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