Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th November 2002

Dilbert//4976, first published 24 years ago on Friday 29th November 2002

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stretch first sprained arm tv remote control wally doctor medical

Official transcript

Wally has his arm in a sling and his head in a cone. He says to Dilbert, "I sprained my arm using the TV remote control."

Wally continues, "I tried to change the channel and the volume at the same time."

Wally continues, "That's why you should always stretch first."

Dilbert turns and asks, "Wally, who's your doctor?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SPRAINED MY ARM USING THE TV REMOTE CONTROL.

I TRIED TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL AND THE VOLUME AT THE SAME TIME.

THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS STRETCH FIRST.

WALLY, WHO'S YOUR DOCTOR?

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