Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th November 2002

Dilbert//4977, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 30th November 2002

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doctor is vet military service rubs belly

Official transcript

Dilbert says to Wally, who is still in an arm sling and head cone, "This is a guess, but I think your doctor is a vet."

Wally responds, "I don't know about his military service. I just know he has great cookies."

Wally continues, "And I like it when he rubs my belly."

Dilbert says, "I know something you don't know."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS A GUESS, BUT I THINK YOUR DOCTOR IS A VET.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT HIS MILITARY SERVICE. I JUST KNOW HE HAS GREAT COOKIES.

AND I LIKE IT WHEN HE RUBS MY BELLY.

I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW.

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