Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd December 2002

Dilbert//4979, first published 24 years ago on Monday 2nd December 2002

Tags

human resources cubicle grim reeper layoffs stranger business

Official transcript

The Boss addresses a meeting, "Human Resources is sending a designated firer to do layoffs."

The Boss turns quickly and waves his hands in an employee's face. The Boss says, "If a stranger approaches your cubicle, it means you're toast!"

The employee exclaims, "Gaaa!!!"

A hooded weasel with a knife approaches Carol. He says, "Hell-o-o-o, Carol."

He pauses and then continues, "Can you tell me where Ted sits?"

Carol exclaims, "Gaaa!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HUMAN RESOURCES IS SENDING A DESIGNATED FIRER TO DO LAYOFFS.

IF A STRANGER APPROACHES YOUR CUBICLE, IT MEANS YOU'RE TOAST!

GAAA!!!

GAAA!!

HELL-0-0-0, CAROL.

CAN YOU SHOW ME WHERE TED SITS?

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