Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd December 2002

Dilbert//4980, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 3rd December 2002

Tags

weasel of layoffs experience histiate defects list of defects

Official transcript

The hooded weasel approaches Ted's desk and says, "Hell-o-o-o Ted. I'm the weasel of layoffs."

The weasel of layoffs continues, "If there's any way I can make this experience more humiliating, don't hesitate to ask."

Ted exclaims, "Why, why me??!!"

The weasel responds. "I'll tape a list of defects to your old chair."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELL-0-0-0, TED.

I'M THE WEASEL OF LAYOFFS.

IF THERE'S ANY WAY I CAN MAKE THIS EXPERIENCE MORE HUMILIATING, DON'T HESITATE TO ASK.

WHY, WHY ME??!!

I'LL TAPE A LIST OF YOUR DEFECTS TO YOUR OLD CHAIR.

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