Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th December 2002

Dilbert//4982, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 5th December 2002

Tags

motor noises with lips scorpion king action figure personal message with nose trifecta carol

Official transcript

Carol is sitting in her cubicle with a regular telephone in one hand and a cell phone in the other. She says into the regular phone, "So I told him to stop making noises with his lips."

Carol turns and yells into the cell phone, "Get the Scorpion King action figure away from your sister's barbie!!!"

Wally and Dilbert are looking over a cubicle wall. Wally says, "Now she's also typing a personal message with her nose!"

Dilbert replies, "It's a trifecta!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SO I TOLD HIM TO STOP MAKING MOTOR NOISES WITH HIS LIPS.

GET THE SCORPION KING ACTION FIGURE AWAY FROM YOUR SISTER'S BARBIE!!!

NOW SHE'S ALSO TYPING A PERSONAL MESSAGE WITH HER NOSE!

IT'S A TRIFECTA!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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