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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th December 2002

Dilbert//4981, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 4th December 2002


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project summaries summarize summary doomed


Official transcript

The Boss hands Asok some papers and says, "Asok, take these project summaries and summarize them into one summary."

The Boss continues, "And when you're done, take that summary and summarize it."

Asok approaches Dilbert and asks, "What is a shorter word for doomed?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ASOK, TAKE THESE PROJECT SUMMARIES AND SUMMARIZE THEM INTO ONE SUMMARY.

AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE, TAKE THAT SUMMARY AND SUMMARIZE IT.

WHAT IS A SHORTER WORD FOR DOOMED?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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