Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th December 2002

Dilbert//4993, first published 24 years ago on Monday 16th December 2002

Tags

health life expectency current workload two peoples jobs six months five months shop card

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting at his computer. He points to the screen and says to Dogbert, "I calculated the impact of work on my health and life expectancy."

Dilbert continues, "At my current workload, doing two people's jobs, I have... six months to live."

Dogbert responds, "Remind me in five and a half months so I can shop for a card."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CALCULATED THE IMPACT OF WORK ON MY HEALTH AND LIFE EXPECTANCY.

AT MY CURRENT WORKLOAD, DOING TWO PEOPLE'S JOBS, I HAVE... SIX MONTHS TO LIVE.

REMIND ME IN FIVE AND A HALF MONTHS SO I CAN SHOP FOR A CARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Impact of Work on Health and Life Expectancy"

Summary:

The comic strip humorously highlights the impact of work on health and life expectancy. The main character, Dilbert, reflects on the consequences of his workload, stating that at his current workload, doing two people's jobs for six months would lead to a five-and-a-half-month extension of his life.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's workload is excessive, leading to a humorous calculation of its impact on his health and life expectancy.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon of overworking and its effects on one's well-being.
• The strip features Dilbert's signature deadpan humor and satire, making it a relatable and entertaining commentary on the modern workplace.

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