Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th December 2002

Dilbert//4993, first published 24 years ago on Monday 16th December 2002

Tags

health life expectency current workload two peoples jobs six months five months shop card

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting at his computer. He points to the screen and says to Dogbert, "I calculated the impact of work on my health and life expectancy."

Dilbert continues, "At my current workload, doing two people's jobs, I have... six months to live."

Dogbert responds, "Remind me in five and a half months so I can shop for a card."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CALCULATED THE IMPACT OF WORK ON MY HEALTH AND LIFE EXPECTANCY.

AT MY CURRENT WORKLOAD, DOING TWO PEOPLE'S JOBS, I HAVE... SIX MONTHS TO LIVE.

REMIND ME IN FIVE AND A HALF MONTHS SO I CAN SHOP FOR A CARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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