Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th December 2002

Dilbert//4994, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 17th December 2002

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work to death six months mentally incompetent remove name beneficiaries

Official transcript

Headline: Estate Planning. Dilbert is in a lawyer's office. He says to the lawyer, "I expect to work myself to death in six months, so I need a will."

The lawyer asks, "Are you mentally incompetent?"

Dilbert responds, "I don't think so."

The lawyer says, "Okay then, I'll remove my name from the list of beneficiaries."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ESTATE PLANNING I EXPECT TO WORK MYSELF TO DEATH IN SIX MONTHS, SO I NEED A WILL.

ARE YOU MENTALLY INCOMPETENT?

I DON'T THINK SO.

OKAY THEN, I'LL REMOVE MY NAME FROM THE LIST OF BENEFICIARIES.

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