Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st December 2002

Dilbert//4998, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 21st December 2002

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technically dead wasn't afraid life in cubicle

Official transcript

Dilbert is eating lunch with Alice and Wally. Dilbert says, "Technically, I was dead for eight minutes."

Dilbert continues, "I don't know why I wasn't afraid."

Dilbert sits in his cubicle and thinks, "Oh."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TECHNICALLY, I WAS DEAD FOR EIGHT MINUTES.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I WASN'T AFRAID.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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