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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st December 2002

Dilbert//4998, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 21st December 2002


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technically dead wasn't afraid life in cubicle


Official transcript

Dilbert is eating lunch with Alice and Wally. Dilbert says, "Technically, I was dead for eight minutes."

Dilbert continues, "I don't know why I wasn't afraid."

Dilbert sits in his cubicle and thinks, "Oh."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TECHNICALLY, I WAS DEAD FOR EIGHT MINUTES.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I WASN'T AFRAID.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Technical Death"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a balding head and a white shirt, sitting at a desk in an office cubicle. He is engaged in a conversation with his colleagues, who are discussing his technical death.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert claims to have been dead for eight minutes.
  • His colleagues are skeptical, asking him why he wasn't afraid.
  • Dilbert responds by saying "Oh."
  • The strip is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea of technical death and the absurdity of office life.

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