Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd December 2002

Dilbert//4999, first published 24 years ago on Sunday 22nd December 2002

Tags

how to be annoying nasal sounds rainstorm sugar donught oil on fingers leaky coffee mug

Official transcript

Headline: The Adventures of Paul Ooshen* (*Say it fast). Paul sits at his computer and looks down at his watch. Paul squirts a perfume bottle towards his face. He thinks, "Aaah... The scent of a hog farm in a rainstorm."

Paul rubs in fingers in an oil puddle on his desk and thinks, "Oil for fingers."

Paul holds up a sandwich and thinks, "Onion sandwich."

Paul snorts his nose and thinks, "Annoying nasal sounds."

Paul pours coffee into a mug and thinks, "Leaky coffee mug.. I'm ready for my meeting."

Paul enters Alice's cubicle and scratches his nails down her computer screen. Alice screams, "Yes! Yes! I agree to everything! Please leave!"

Paul walks away and thinks, "I didn't even need to lean over her keyboard with my sugar donut."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE ADVENTURES PAUL OOSHEN* AAAH... THE SCENT OF A HOG FARM IN A RAINSTORM.

OIL FOR FINGERS.

ONION SANDWICH.

*SAY IT FAST ANNOYING NASAL SOUNDS.

SNIFF SNORT LEAKY COFFEE MUG.

I'M READY FOR MY MEETING.

YES! YES! I AGREE PLEASE LEAVEN!

I DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO LEAN OVER HER KEYBOARD WITH MY SUGAR DOUGHNUT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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