Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th December 2002

Dilbert//5003, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 26th December 2002

Tags

bed hair over slept bad case back to normal unleash unhygenic

Official transcript

Dilbert, Alice, and Asok are sitting in a row. One side of Alice's hair is completely flat. She looks over to Asok and says, "Quit staring. I overslept and now I have a bad case of bed hair."

Asok responds, "I'm confused. Surely it would have gone back to normal after your shower."

Alice makes a fist and rolls up her sleeve. Dilbert runs away. Asok exclaims in fear, "Please do not unleash the unhygienic fist of death!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

QUIT STARING. I OVERSLEPT AND NOW I HAVE A BAD CASE OF BED HAIR.

I'M CONFUSED.

SURELY IT WOULD HAVE GONE BACK TO NORMAL AFTER YOUR SHOWER.

PLEASE DO NOT UNLEASH THE UNHYGIENIC FIST OF DEATH!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bed Hair and the Unhygienic Fist of Death"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the daily office routine of a group of coworkers, including the main character, Dilbert. The scene begins with Dilbert waking up late and rushing to work, only to discover that he has a bad case of bed hair. He attempts to hide his hair by wearing a hat, but his coworker, Wally, notices and teases him about it.

As the day progresses, Dilbert becomes increasingly frustrated with his bed hair and decides to take drastic measures to get rid of it. He asks his coworker, Alice, if she has any advice on how to deal with his hair, and she suggests that he use a hair dryer. However, when Dilbert tries to use the hair dryer, it malfunctions and causes him to lose control of it, leading to a series of hilarious mishaps.

Throughout the comic strip, the characters engage in witty banter and humorous exchanges, poking fun at the absurdities of office life and the challenges of dealing with everyday problems. The strip ends with Dilbert sitting at his desk, looking frazzled and frustrated, with his bed hair still unruly. The final panel shows him trying to calm down and focus on his work, but his hair continues to get in the way, causing him to become increasingly agitated.

Overall, the comic strip is a lighthearted and entertaining take on the ups and downs of office life, with a focus on the relatable struggles of dealing with everyday problems and the importance of finding humor in even the most mundane situations.

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