Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th December 2002

Dilbert//5003, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 26th December 2002

Tags

bed hair over slept bad case back to normal unleash unhygenic

Official transcript

Dilbert, Alice, and Asok are sitting in a row. One side of Alice's hair is completely flat. She looks over to Asok and says, "Quit staring. I overslept and now I have a bad case of bed hair."

Asok responds, "I'm confused. Surely it would have gone back to normal after your shower."

Alice makes a fist and rolls up her sleeve. Dilbert runs away. Asok exclaims in fear, "Please do not unleash the unhygienic fist of death!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

QUIT STARING. I OVERSLEPT AND NOW I HAVE A BAD CASE OF BED HAIR.

I'M CONFUSED.

SURELY IT WOULD HAVE GONE BACK TO NORMAL AFTER YOUR SHOWER.

PLEASE DO NOT UNLEASH THE UNHYGIENIC FIST OF DEATH!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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