Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th December 2002

Dilbert//5002, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 25th December 2002

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award family haters association anti family practice

Official transcript

The Boss is sitting at his desk. He opens an envelope and says, "I got an award!"

The Boss reads, 'The 'Family-Haters Association' is proud to give you this award for your anti-family practices.'"

The Boss hangs the award on his wall and thinks, "I hope no one reads it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT AN AWARD!

"THE 'FAMILY-HATERS ASSOCIATION' IS PROUD TO GIVE YOU THIS AWARD FOR YOUR ANTI-FAMILY PRACTICES." I HOPE NO ONE READS IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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