Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th December 2002

Dilbert//5007, first published 24 years ago on Monday 30th December 2002

Tags

power point presentation ceo slip trance subliminal suggestions increase budget more budget kill boss pointy haired monster

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting at his computer. The Boss approaches and says, "Make your 'Power-point' presentation so boring that our CEO will slip into trance."

The Boss continues, "Then I'll whisper to him subliminal suggestions to increase our budget."

The CEO is asleep. The Boss whispers, "More budget."

On the other side of the CEO, Wally whispers, "Kill the pointy-haired monster."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAKE YOUR "POWER- POINT" PRESENTATION SO BORING THAT OUR CEO WILL SLIP INTO A TRANCE.

THEN I'LL WHISPER TO HIM SUBLIMINAL SUGGESTIONS TO INCREASE OUR BUDGET.

MORE BUDGET KILL THE POINTY- HAIRED MONSTER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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