Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st December 2002
Dilbert//5008, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 31st December 2002
Tags
bio metric security system checks pulse heat fingerprints wally indentify
Official transcript
The Boss introduces an employee, "Bob will demonstrate our new biometric security system."
Bob motions towards the machine and says, "The system checks for pulse, heat and fingerprints to identify each employee."
Wally puts his hand on the machine and says, "It says I don't have any of those things."
Bob replies, "Are you the one they call Wally?"
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
BOB WILL DEMONSTRATE OUR NEW BIOMETRIC SECURITY SYSTEM.
THE SYSTEM CHECKS FOR PULSE, HEAT AND FINGERPRINTS TO IDENTIFY EACH EMPLOYEE.
IT SAYS I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
ARE YOU THE ONE THEY CALL WALLY?
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AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "The Biometric Security System"
Summary:
- Bob announces the implementation of a new biometric security system.
- The system checks for pulse, heat, and fingerprints to identify employees.
- Wally is skeptical about the system's effectiveness.
- Bob is unsure if Wally is the one being referred to, leading to confusion.
Key Points:
- Introduction of a new biometric security system
- System uses pulse, heat, and fingerprints for identification
- Wally expresses skepticism about the system's effectiveness
- Bob's confusion about who Wally is referring to
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