Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st December 2002

Dilbert//5008, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 31st December 2002

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bio metric security system checks pulse heat fingerprints wally indentify

Official transcript

The Boss introduces an employee, "Bob will demonstrate our new biometric security system."

Bob motions towards the machine and says, "The system checks for pulse, heat and fingerprints to identify each employee."

Wally puts his hand on the machine and says, "It says I don't have any of those things."

Bob replies, "Are you the one they call Wally?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOB WILL DEMONSTRATE OUR NEW BIOMETRIC SECURITY SYSTEM.

THE SYSTEM CHECKS FOR PULSE, HEAT AND FINGERPRINTS TO IDENTIFY EACH EMPLOYEE.

IT SAYS I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE THINGS.

ARE YOU THE ONE THEY CALL WALLY?

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