Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th January 2003

Dilbert//5026, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 18th January 2003

Tags

radiating aura extreme incompetence turn off minute to cool

Official transcript

The Boss calls after Wally, "Wally, could you.."

Wally turns; he has a dotted bubble around his body. The Boss continues, "Oh.. never mind, I see that you're radiating an aura of extreme incompetence."

Dilbert, Alice, and Wally are eating lunch. Dilbert says to Wally, "You forgot to turn off your aura."

Wally responds, "It takes a minute to cool down."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, WOULD YOU...

OH... NEVER MIND.

I SEE THAT YOU'RE RADIATING AN AURA OF EXTREME INCOMPETENCE.

YOU FORGOT TO TURN OFF YOUR AURA.

IT TAKES A MINUTE TO COOL DOWN

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