Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th January 2003

Dilbert//5025, first published 23 years ago on Friday 17th January 2003

Tags

lost cash consultectomy wallet transfusion sedate unwilling donor happy hour

Official transcript

The Boss is lying in bed. Dogbert says, "The consultectomy was successful, but you lost a lot of cash."

Dogbert continues, "We're giving your wallet a transfusion, but we had to sedate an unwilling donor."

A businessman sits on a bed with a martini in one hand. There is tube stretching from his pocket to The Boss' wallet, Ratbert is manning the machine. The businessman says, "Whoever thought of happy hour at a hospital is a geniush."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE CONSULTECTOMY WAS SUCCESSFUL, BUT YOU LOST A LOT OF CASH.

WE'RE GIVING YOUR WALLET A TRANSFUSION, BUT WE HAD TO SEDATE AN UNWILLING DONOR.

WHOEVER THOUGHT OF HAPPY HOUR AT A HOSPITAL ISH A GENIUSH.

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