Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th January 2003

Dilbert//5037, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 29th January 2003

Tags

visibuddy mindless replica increases visibility golf nice guy invention fake clone robot sports

Official transcript

Dilbert fastens the head atop a robot of himself. He says to Dilbert, "I call my invention the 'Visibuddy.'"

Dilbert continues, "It's a mindless replica that can attend meeting and increase my visibility."

The Visibuddy, The Boss, and Dilbert are in a meeting. The Visibuddy asks The Boss, "Am I working hard or hardly working? Do you golf?"

The Boss thinks, "Nice guy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CALL MY INVENTION THE "VISIBUDDY." IT'S A MINDLESS REPLICA THAT CAN ATTEND MEETINGS AND INCREASE MY VISIBILITY.

AM I WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING? DO YOU GOLF?

NICE GUY

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