Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th January 2003

Dilbert//5038, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 30th January 2003

Tags

excellent visibility secret created mindless replica totally real

Official transcript

Dilbert and his Visibuddy are both sitting at one computer. The Boss approaches and says, "Your visibility has been excellent lately. What's your secret?"

Dilbert turns and responds, "I created a mindless replica to attend meetings. He has no personality whatsoever."

The Boss exclaims, "Wow! You look totally real."

The Visibuddy responds, "

Hee hee! Burn, dude."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR VISIBILITY HAS BEEN EXCELLENT LATELY. WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?

I CREATED A MINDLESS REPLICA TO ATTEND MEETINGS.

HE HAS NO PERSONALITY WHATSOEVER.

WOW!

YOU LOOK TOTALLY REAL.

HEE HEE!

BURN, DUDE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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