Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 31st January 2003

Dilbert//5039, first published 23 years ago on Friday 31st January 2003

Tags

cat show clothing date good listener mindless replica uninteresting stories

Official transcript

A female coworker asks Dilbert, "Would it be okay if I asked your mindless replica for a date?"

The coworker continues, "I'm full of uninteresting stories and I need a guy who's a good listener."

The coworker and the Visibuddy are at dinner. The coworker says, "Now I'll describe the clothing of each person at the cat show."

The Visibuddy hits himself in the head with a fork, "Thunk!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD IT BE OKAY IF I ASKED YOUR MINDLESS REPLICA FOR A DATE?

I'M FULL OF UNINTERESTING STORIES AND I NEED A GUY WHO'S A GOOD LISTENER.

NOW I'LL DESCRIBE THE CLOTHING OF EACH PERSON AT THE CAT SHOW.

THUNK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Cat Show Conversation"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert and Wally engaging in a conversation at a cat show. The conversation begins with Dilbert asking Wally if he would be okay with him asking his mindless replica for a date. Wally responds that he's full of uninteresting stories and needs a guy who's a good listener. Dilbert then describes the clothing of each person at the cat show, stating that they're all wearing "THUNK!" This humorous exchange highlights the absurdity of the situation and the characters' personalities.

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