Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 31st January 2003

Dilbert//5039, first published 23 years ago on Friday 31st January 2003

Tags

cat show clothing date good listener mindless replica uninteresting stories

Official transcript

A female coworker asks Dilbert, "Would it be okay if I asked your mindless replica for a date?"

The coworker continues, "I'm full of uninteresting stories and I need a guy who's a good listener."

The coworker and the Visibuddy are at dinner. The coworker says, "Now I'll describe the clothing of each person at the cat show."

The Visibuddy hits himself in the head with a fork, "Thunk!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD IT BE OKAY IF I ASKED YOUR MINDLESS REPLICA FOR A DATE?

I'M FULL OF UNINTERESTING STORIES AND I NEED A GUY WHO'S A GOOD LISTENER.

NOW I'LL DESCRIBE THE CLOTHING OF EACH PERSON AT THE CAT SHOW.

THUNK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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