Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th February 2003

Dilbert//5044, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 5th February 2003

Tags

health benefits itch mood altering stinking weasel skin rash drugs

Official transcript

Dilbert says to The Boss, "I'm taking a mood-altering prescription drug to treat a skin rash."

Dilbert continues, "I still itch, but I don't care. In fact, I don't even think you're a huge, stinkin' weasel."

Dilbert points to The Boss with both hands and exclaims, "I love you! You da man!"

The Boss replies, "Remind me to cancel your health benefits."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M TAKING A MOOD- ALTERING PRESCRIPTION DRUG TO TREAT A SKIN RASH.

I STILL ITCH, BUT I DON'T CARE. IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE A HUGE, STINKIN WEASEL.

I LOVE YOU!

YOU DA MAN!

REMIND ME TO CANCEL YOUR HEALTH BENEFITS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Mood-Altering Prescription"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor, discussing his mood-altering prescription with a doctor.
• Dilbert is taking a medication to treat a skin rash, but is concerned about its side effects.
• The doctor reassures him that the medication is safe and reminds him to cancel his health benefits.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of taking medication for a minor issue and the potential consequences of doing so.

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