Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th February 2003

Dilbert//5044, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 5th February 2003

Tags

health benefits itch mood altering stinking weasel skin rash drugs

Official transcript

Dilbert says to The Boss, "I'm taking a mood-altering prescription drug to treat a skin rash."

Dilbert continues, "I still itch, but I don't care. In fact, I don't even think you're a huge, stinkin' weasel."

Dilbert points to The Boss with both hands and exclaims, "I love you! You da man!"

The Boss replies, "Remind me to cancel your health benefits."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M TAKING A MOOD- ALTERING PRESCRIPTION DRUG TO TREAT A SKIN RASH.

I STILL ITCH, BUT I DON'T CARE. IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE A HUGE, STINKIN WEASEL.

I LOVE YOU!

YOU DA MAN!

REMIND ME TO CANCEL YOUR HEALTH BENEFITS.

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