Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th February 2003

Dilbert//5045, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 6th February 2003

Tags

project falling death spiral selfish weasels mood altering doctor is better

Official transcript

Dilbert points to a slide, "My project is in a flaming death spiral, thanks to you lazy, selfish weasels."

Dilbert continues, "But I'm feeling terrific because I'm taking mood-altering prescription drugs!"

Dilbert continues, "I can see by your expressions that my doctor is much better than yours!"

He points fingers from both hands and exclaims, "Hoo-wah!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PROJECT IS IN A FLAMING DEATH SPIRAL, THANKS TO YOU LAZY, SELFISH WEASELS.

BUT I'M FEELING TERRIFIC BECAUSE I'M TAKING MOOD- ALTERING PRESCRIPTION DRUGS!

I CAN SEE BY YOUR EXPRESSIONS THAT MY DOCTOR IS MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS!

- WAH!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Mood-Altering Prescription Drugs"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, in a humorous exchange with his colleagues.

• Dilbert proudly presents his project, a flaming death spiral, to his coworkers.
• He attributes his creative success to "lazy, selfish weasels" and claims to be taking mood-altering prescription drugs to enhance his mood.
• One of his coworkers questions the effectiveness of the drugs, prompting Dilbert to defensively point to his doctor's superior expressions.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's eccentric project and its unusual inspiration
• His boastful claim of taking mood-altering prescription drugs
• The humorous exchange with his coworkers, particularly the coworker's skepticism and Dilbert's defensiveness

Overall:

The comic strip showcases Dilbert's quirky personality and his tendency to make outlandish claims, while also highlighting the lighthearted and humorous tone of the 'Dilbert' series.

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