Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th February 2003

Dilbert//5045, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 6th February 2003

Tags

project falling death spiral selfish weasels mood altering doctor is better

Official transcript

Dilbert points to a slide, "My project is in a flaming death spiral, thanks to you lazy, selfish weasels."

Dilbert continues, "But I'm feeling terrific because I'm taking mood-altering prescription drugs!"

Dilbert continues, "I can see by your expressions that my doctor is much better than yours!"

He points fingers from both hands and exclaims, "Hoo-wah!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PROJECT IS IN A FLAMING DEATH SPIRAL, THANKS TO YOU LAZY, SELFISH WEASELS.

BUT I'M FEELING TERRIFIC BECAUSE I'M TAKING MOOD- ALTERING PRESCRIPTION DRUGS!

I CAN SEE BY YOUR EXPRESSIONS THAT MY DOCTOR IS MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS!

- WAH!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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