Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th February 2003

Dilbert//5046, first published 23 years ago on Friday 7th February 2003

Tags

prescription drugs happy genuine happiness cures worrying grow exoskeleton doctor no cares happy drug medical

Official transcript

Dilbert is lying on the couch in his bathrobe. He says to Dogbert, "The prescription drugs make me happy, but I worry that it's not genuine happiness."

Dogbert responds, "Ask your doctor for a drug that cures worrying. Then you'll have it all."

The doctor hands Dilbert some pills and says, "It might make you grow an exoskeleton, but you won't care."

Dilbert responds, "Cool."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE PRESCRIPTION DRUGS MAKE ME HAPPY, BUT I WORRY THAT IT'S NOT GEN - VINE HAPPINESS.

ASK YOUR DOCTOR FOR A DRUG THAT CURES WORRYING.

THEN YOU'LL HAVE IT ALL.

IT MIGHT MAKE YOU GROW AN EXOSKELETON, BUT YOU WON'T CARE.

COOL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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